When ejaculation, you make sure that the majority goes into her mouth - but u leave a little trail of semen on her top lip resembling the Hitler moustache.
If your jewish this isnt advised.
If your jewish this isnt advised.
by MFawcett November 24, 2010
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Light switch: Save the environment, don't leave me turned on.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.
by Morpheus Road December 9, 2010
Get the Environmentally Friendly Sex mug.The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.
John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"
by fnky January 25, 2006
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Get the Sex (in the butt) In The City mug.Me and my bestfriend Autumn recently moved in together. This is something that we have wanted to do our whole lives. So one day I go out to get grocerys. When i came home there was Autumn lying on the bed naked, with her bra and underwear spinning on her finger. Autumn asks me "Are you ready for me?"
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
As fast as i possibly can i yell out "YES YOU WHORE."
I sit on her lap and she takes off all my clothes. She starts rubbing my pussy slowly, trying to make me wait. I whisper in her ear " faster~"
"If you want it, say it louder" says Autumn, whos insanley horny.
I yell as hard as I possibly can "FASTER YOU SLUT"
She starts licking my vagina as i suck her big fat tits.
"Autumn im going to cum"
"Do it" she tells me.
I cum and Autumn slurps it all up.
"AHHHAHAHHAHHA" yells autumn
We had lesbian sex for another 2 hours. After we went to bed naked spooning each other.
by hot lesbian sex stories March 19, 2021
Get the Lesbian Sex Story mug.the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, sun glasses, or contacts.
by melanieeeeeeeeeeeeh July 16, 2009
Get the unprotected eye sex mug.Pronounced "sex" and then someone stuttering on the word "bomb"; "sex bob-omb".
The name is a reference to "Bob-omb", a character from the Super Mario series and the Tom Jones song "Sex Bomb."
A pretty bad, and not well-known, band that consists of Stephan Stills (vocals and guitar), Kat Pine (drums), and Scott Pilgrim (bass).
They have one fan/groupie: Knives Wong, a seventeen year old, chinese catholic school girl that is Scott's ex-girlfriend... Scott is five years older than her.
The name is a reference to "Bob-omb", a character from the Super Mario series and the Tom Jones song "Sex Bomb."
A pretty bad, and not well-known, band that consists of Stephan Stills (vocals and guitar), Kat Pine (drums), and Scott Pilgrim (bass).
They have one fan/groupie: Knives Wong, a seventeen year old, chinese catholic school girl that is Scott's ex-girlfriend... Scott is five years older than her.
by Cha, brahhh. (: August 14, 2010
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