Fake friends

An ugly backstabbing THING wanting to go home and Forget that you exist

I have a Lotta fake friends in school.

by Created by Mariah Elizabeth September 4, 2021

friends

something you don't have.

You don't have friends.

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by GetFuckedM8 October 1, 2021

Friends

Something you don’t have

You: “I wish I had friends”

by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021

friends

1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it

1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?

you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john

mom: jeff you fucking loser

2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?

you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john

stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends

by mean fish November 21, 2021

Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom

"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"

by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021

Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021

friends

friends means someone that you communicate or associate with .

those kids down the street are my friends .

by nfss November 23, 2021