ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014

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big fat juicy balls

1. Showing that meatballs are really juicy and tasty.
2. Your balls.

"You have some big fat juicy balls!"
"These big fat juicy balls are tasty."

by GalaxxyAfonso May 6, 2022

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Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!

by Dominatrices May 8, 2009

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Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.

"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"

by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006

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Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.

Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010

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