Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

I'll kill your face

A combination of kill yourself and your face generally used to threaten.

Person #1: ...it could be very erotic if you tried it.
Person #2: Don't even go there.
Person #1: But it-
Person #2: I'll kill your face!

by Zamfir June 19, 2004

Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.

Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...

by Antony Johnston April 7, 2006

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)

I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's

by EL_CHRISTO72 April 6, 2010

Face like a burnt thong

Australian slang for an extremely unattractive person, thong's being rubber flip flops, and you can generally imagine what they would look like if burnt.

Shit Bazza, that sheila has a face like a burnt thong.

by Bogs July 22, 2006