Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016

Shit-bag

A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.

Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.

by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015

pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader March 3, 2014

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Prat bag

An asshole who is also a PHAT idiot.

1:”Do you see Jake over there?”

2:”Yeah, he’s such a fucking prat bag. “

by Fukpratbag May 17, 2019

Douche Bag

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.

This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!

That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.

by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020

South Carolina Sleeping bag

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.

“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag

by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023