Wiggling

The act of someone attempting to escape a difficult situation that they do not want to be a part of. This is usually executed using sly and sneaking forms such as crawling under tables.

Bro, he's wiggling.
John got in an argument with Anthony, he started wiggling to escape.

Wiggling by Tailor of Chaos March 24, 2023

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woggly booglie?

When the fish eats the governments orange peanut butter to the stove on the bone inside the collar bone so they make a Dijon Mustard with a Heinz Sriracha Sauce, proceeding to build a wall of stone out of liquid paper to buy the taxi driver a sold house so that the elephant and the dog can make pomegranates out of the popcorn after brushing the dogs leg with alcohol.

Person 1: What is that fish doing?

Person 2: I don’t know but it’s walking on land and eating the governments orange peanut butter to the stove on the bone inside the collar bone so they make a Dijon Mustard with a Heinz Sriracha Sauce, proceeding to build a wall of stone out of liquid paper to buy the taxi driver a sold house so that the elephant and the dog can make pomegranates out of the popcorn after brushing the dogs leg with alcohol!

Person 1: Wait the fish is woggly booglie?

Person 2: Yeah!

woggly booglie? by When the IKEA doesn’t walk April 13, 2023