The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug. by Fr3nchbread September 10, 2018
Get the Grenademug. Made popular by CSGO youtuber Liechtenstein a Tony grenade is when someone throws a grenade so shit that it killed your whole team rather than the enemy.
Yo dude I need a flash here
Sure I got you *throws the flash*
*teammate gets flashed*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THROW BRO FUCKING TONY GRENADE!
Sure I got you *throws the flash*
*teammate gets flashed*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THROW BRO FUCKING TONY GRENADE!
by CSGOOOOO! July 11, 2022
Get the Tony grenademug. “I'd catch a grenade for ya”
by aka.danasia November 25, 2018
Get the grenademug. Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 1, 2021
Get the Grenadingmug. by sausagememz April 18, 2022
Get the Grenade Spray Candymug. by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
Get the Kenabeek Hand Grenademug.