Jungle pee

When you pee whenever nature calls.

I got drunk af and how to jungle pee on a rock.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Pee Bob

1) Spongebob's Penis.

2) Slang term for penis, usually used by dudes named Michael.

"Hey Patrick, c'mere and see my glorious Pee Bob"

by PrincessEPMom October 6, 2018

pee paralysis

When you're in a public bathroom (or a similar place) that makes you so uncomfortable you're unable to pee.

I had to go to the bathroom after the movie, but it was too many people there so I got pee paralysis and couldn't go.

by anonypseudonymous November 21, 2011

Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night

by imtheblind September 19, 2020

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

pee quake

The shivering feeling you get after a long or abnormally warm piss. Only a portion of the population get this effect.

By the time I got out of the meeting I had to piss really bad. When I finally went I got a pee quake.

by AuraGun July 24, 2016

pee funnel

A device consisting of a standard funnel and tube which women use to urinate into an empty bottle, sometimes when camping in a tent or on a long road trip.

Woman: "Hey, I gotta take a pee real quick..."

Man: "Oh ok, I'll pull over at the next rest stop."

Woman: "Haha, no worries, I've got my pee funnel and an empty gatorade bottle, you just watch the road."

by Ranchero_sauce September 19, 2013