january 20th

The day America will collapse in on itself.

Trump supporter: Only a few days left until January 20th!! So excited!!

Anti-Trump Supporter: AW HELL NO! I'M MOVING TO CANADA!!!

by MathWiz248 January 17, 2017

january 1

the day the best man on this earth qian kun was born

“holy shit it’s january 1st, the day qian kun was born”

by yutagay October 16, 2019

January 21st

A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.

Me: hey it January 21st
Friend: ok so?
Me: let me suck your big toe

by Kaylee Sanchez November 1, 2019

January 9th

January 9th is the one day of the year where everyone is happy.

Gabe: Why are you so happy today?
Me: Because!! It’s January 9th!!

by platypusliver November 7, 2019

January 23rd

A BAD BITCHES BIRTHDAY 🤪🕺🏽💋.

Friend : Hey when’s your birthday ?
Me : January 23rd a bad bitches birthday 😂!

by Money but 123057292 October 27, 2019

24 January

The day when the most beautiful girls are born.

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

by Pandisz November 24, 2020

14th January

Girls born on this day are the sexiest bitches you will ever meet. They are usually tanned, with huge tits and a great ass. They are fiesty but kind and super sexy. Supermodels on the outside but on the inside they are insecure and shy. These are a golden gem that you can’t lose. However, she will most probably reject you because she will be searching for her love of her life that hasn’t come to her yet, so she’ll spend her time ignoring you yet becoming obsessed with you if you stop bothering her. Treat her like a princess dude.

“Yo that girl is fiyaaaaaa.”

“Yeah she sexy af. She must be born on the 14th”

“What dude”

“14th January!”

by 14thjanlover October 25, 2019