The amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high.
Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it's full of passive voice!!!"
His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."
His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."
by Maxwelldanger December 29, 2010
Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007
George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.
Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker
Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker
by that-stoned-bitch December 01, 2013
In general a stoners dozen = 11
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015
In general a stoners dozen = 11
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )
Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."
Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015
A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.
by StonerPanda666 August 04, 2016
A derivative of Stoney Creek, and with the majority of young population using drugs and acting dumb.
by fruitland February 01, 2009