talking smack

An arrestable offence in Espanola, NM; one is said to be talking smack when using Mexican expletives in reference to the small-mindedness, arrogance and stupidity of police officers. Punishable by death in some South American and Middle Eastern countries, it is only enforced in the USA in Espanola, NM and Bumfukk, GA.

"Hey ma, come pick me up, this "coolon" (spelling?) is harrasing me". This is an example of talking smack on the phone while an officer of the law is staring you down.

by Office Barbrady September 11, 2006

Purse Smacking

(1)Two lesbians having sex. (2) Two fem gay men having sex.

Those two dykes are practically purse smacking right here in public!

by Westie Paws April 14, 2003

absolutely smack

A phrase meaning "unbelievably cool", "hella tight", and can be used when a good occurence takes place.

Chick: Dude! I just illed your mom in Tony Hawk pro Skater 4 and CS!
Dude: OMFG that's absolutely smack!

by otownispunkrawk July 22, 2003

smack block

When your about to put the smack down and someone else stops your smack.

I was about to put the smack down on that hoe, but her John put a smack block on me.

by mb3 November 5, 2007

Smack Nugget

Jack-ass, Someone who doesn't care what others think, likes to have fun & act like an idiot, a very random person.

Brandi & Patrick are a couple of smack nuggets.
You're a smack nugget!
What a smack nuggety thing to do!

by Smack Nugget Chick February 4, 2010

sun smacked

sum1 hus killed out da baby oil on holiday n probly spent bout 10 hours a day sun bathin, therefore now looks like a tomato. But instead of hidin it they wear their tomato head wit pride - coz they fink they look sun kissed - wen they jus look like they bin smacked by da sun! hence - "sun smacked!

check the heat comin from er face! she bin SUN SMACKED!!

by nifeli January 5, 2005

smack head

Stupid or dull witted. Prone to repeatedly making the same mistakes

Steve paid almost twice as much for the same phone as I did, the smack head

by shaunholio March 1, 2004