Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015

Shrimping

When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out

Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.

by Zea-Zee June 24, 2021

shrimping

the act of putting shrimp in one's property or belonging

No one was found guilty of shrimping Connor's bathtub.

by aspark June 14, 2021

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022

Shrimp Eye

Shrimp Eye

The line of string that comes out of your eye. Especially when wearing makeup.

It looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.

i know it isn't perverted like most things on here.

Oh, girl you have Shrimp Eye going on! You need a tissue for that?

by QueenieD March 17, 2013

Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.

1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.

by JNorman911 October 26, 2016

Shrimp

According to Kero Kero Bonito, They;

- Turn your skin pink

- Get sick, if you ingest them regularily.

- Pretty rich, like not just normal rich, like, stereotypical high school show bully spoiled brat rich.

Ah, fuck, I turned pink. Never eating shrimp again bruh

by cesky May 22, 2020