Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..
Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.
by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020
A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.
Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"
by Richard James Bitch esq. November 12, 2008
“Omg did you guys hear about fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓 ? I heard they do hard core d*ugs and play roblox all the time cause they’re FREAKS!
by xcoxic December 10, 2021
A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 09, 2021
A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019
A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019