When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020
Get the Burnt pork pussmug. n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices
Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"
bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?
Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"
bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?
Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"
by Planchet March 2, 2010
Get the pork-fried downsmug. A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
by Liz "Pork Market" Truss September 7, 2022
Get the Beijing Pork Marketmug. A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”
by Alex Simms April 29, 2019
Get the Pulled Pork Sandwichmug. A noun identifying a Hispanic person whom pulls pork for a living. Also, commonly used toward blue collar workers named Joshua.
by Idfk 😐 January 13, 2018
Get the Pulled pork spickmug. by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016
Get the pull my porkmug. Look over there, he looks like he’s a pork rind eater.
That homeless guy looks like a pork rind eater
That homeless guy looks like a pork rind eater
by Southern terms August 24, 2023
Get the Pork Rind Eatermug.