war pony 

The uncommon name for a fire breathing unicorn. The war ponies were all native to Transylvania but then Travis's family slaughtered most of the breed. The few that were spared were dehorned and robbed of their fire breathing ability. Today they are known as the common horse.

Tim: I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything but unicorns kick ass.

Sally: Well you definately sound gay. If you would have said a War Pony kicks ass then I would have totally let you bone me.

war pony by Mrs. A January 15, 2009

Pony-kicked

The unexpected very strong high from weak marijuana; getting unusually drunk from fewer drinks than usual, very surprisingly.

Dude, Matt's on the floor already? Yeah, that Jack really pony-kicked him. What a pussy.

Want another hit? No, dog, I'm pony-kicked on this shit, what the funk?

Pony-kicked by MJAMJA September 15, 2006

dog pony 

A person that yells out any random word or sentence during a game of Taboo.

It's a dog!No,no, it's a pony!Wait,no,DOG PONY!Dog pony?!

dog pony by dabrainer April 14, 2005

Dragging the Pink Pony 

Intentionally ambiguous euphemism, meaning to have a bad time or a bad day.

Everything went wrong today, I don't even want to talk about the specifics...I am totally Dragging the Pink Pony

Dragging the Pink Pony by Ruby Perfecto February 23, 2009

olivia ponton 

olivia ponton is a tiktok influencer, not a celebrity. she got famous for dating kio cyr and once she got enough clout she dumped him. she then proceeded to throw her ass back on 6ix9ine, a rapist and criminal and didn’t apologize or even address it.

My name is olivia ponton and ” i just ate“

olivia ponton by flerken September 24, 2020

Pony Girl 

Irish slang for a fat girl who think she's sexy.

"Who was that Pony Girl you went home with last night?"

Pony Girl by Dermi July 5, 2007

Ponpon

It's when you shove a pineapple up your coochie and give birth to it

I was doing ponpon yesterday and my coochie ripped open

Ponpon by Gigi Hadidi April 22, 2018