jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018

Jock Incel

A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.

‘Remember whilst bitches are breaking hearts, you’re making yourself better’ - A Jock Incel

by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021

Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.

Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020

Jock

Verb: To steal, copy or re appropriate in a similar fashion

Why is that fool always wearin a Yanky cap like he tryin to jock Jay-Z's swag?

I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.

by SyddedOnEm January 18, 2018

jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.

Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt

by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017

Jocking

it has same meaning as (bustin a nut) or (jacking off) you can say it means to masturbate .

A girl may ask you does jock ?

I was jocking last night .

by jack7777 November 17, 2019

Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.

"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"

by bbkya April 17, 2018