I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny

A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.

Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.

by SoozaSimp March 19, 2023

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

I might as well kill myself now

It’s too late

I might as well kill myself now

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

Having so much fun right now

When you are just laughing with friends and one of them say “we are having so much fun right now” even tho your not really.

Me: HAHAHHA

Friend: we are having so much fun right now

by HAIMBOBSISTAR March 22, 2021

Are you fucking me in the ass right now?

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.

Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

by Eisenhower June 25, 2017

my evil plan is now coming into effect!

It is a sentence that villains or supervillans use when their evil plan is coming into effect (kinda self explanatory don't you think?) Usually used with Muahhahahaha

"My evil plan is now coming into effect!" Muahahahahaha

by Katie Monroe February 12, 2014

I have an idea now he can’t breath

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo

Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

by Twitch.tv/reeforane June 10, 2021