by Slang danga December 25, 2016
Get the Monkey thumbmug. A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag
KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours
by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010
Get the Vag Thumbmug. by Nashy Big P September 8, 2020
Get the pussy thumbmug. Pertaining to a novacaine fetish when you stick your thumb in a jar of novacaine and let it go numb. You then suck on your thumb until you regain feeling.
"What are you doing after work?" walrus asked
"Why I'm going to give myself the numb thumb." peter pan replied
"Why I'm going to give myself the numb thumb." peter pan replied
by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. February 5, 2008
Get the Numb Thumbmug. The abnormality of one's thumbs leaving them to be morphed and disfigured looking like toes.
Toe Thumbs often called TT's are usualy caused due to the
incestral relations within one persons family over a long period of time.
Toe Thumbs often called TT's are usualy caused due to the
incestral relations within one persons family over a long period of time.
by Whiteboy Jesse January 4, 2008
Get the toe thumbsmug. This definition deserves a thumbs down.
by Gimme a thumbs down November 13, 2009
Get the thumbs downmug. 1: The finger version of phone tag.
2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
Text Message Sent: I'm sick of playing thumb-tag. For all I know you dirty dog could be texting me!
Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!
Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)
Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!
Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)
Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
by upcloseandhonest January 14, 2009
Get the thumb tagmug.