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stinky rob

When you run out of toothpaste so your homeboy shits on the brush
I gave John a stinky rob last night. His drunk ass couldn't tell the difference
by PoopFlipper July 9, 2023
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Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.
‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’
by CreakingTom October 14, 2021
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Rob

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman
1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense
by Richard37 January 30, 2017
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Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
by Therealrob November 22, 2021
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Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020
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Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)
"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"
by rizzking456 October 4, 2023
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Rob

Rob: The Returner Of Brightness, the opposer of Bob, and the opposite of bob from Slap Battles, a game made by tencelll.

Rob was created in the islands of Slap Royale by a group of scientists called "The Opposition" to try and stop bob from causing havoc by using a sample of him they found from a place he destroyed. It took several months for them to create the entity before it's appearance was revealed. The entity was the opposite of bob, having a different eye and body color, and being kind, caring, and docile. With this description, The Opposition decided to name the entity "rob", standing for "Returner of Brightness," that The Opposition hoped would bring down bob's reign of terror. rob started to grow and become stronger, but The Opposition kept him in his chamber and waited for him to evolve to his true form. One day The Opposition visited rob's chamber. But the glass was shattered, signifying that rob had escaped. No one knew where rob had gone, and had not left a single trace. The Opposition were losing their minds because of the time they spent creating rob for years was now gone, and could be anywhere in the world. It is unknown what happened after.
In a nutshell, Rob is bob but you don't spawn rob, rob spawns you.
Glove stand name: ŗ ̓̊̀̍͝͝ȏ̵̧̖̥̜̟̾͝b̵͈̖̔̓̿̕
by oneofmanyslapbattlesfan September 10, 2023
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