MHINITRP

Acronym. Stands for My Head Is Not In The Right Place. Pronounced 'Me-hini-trip'.

This is used as a generic excuse to not do what someone else wants, especially in the workplace when you've exhausted the 'women problems' excuse.

I'm having a MHINITRP, so I'm going home sick.

by bobby1353255764423 August 21, 2024

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MHINITRP

Acronym. Stands for My Head Is Not In The Right Place. Pronounced 'Me-hini-trip'.

This is used as a generic excuse to not do what someone else wants, especially in the workplace when you've exhausted the 'women problems' excuse.

I'm having a MHINITRP, so I'm going home sick.

by bobby1353255764423 August 21, 2024

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military manlet

The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.

Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

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militart

A women in the military who is just there to have sex with everyone and break up marriages.

Tanner- You understand me so much better than my wife does, Sgt Militart
Sgt Militart-I love your squeaky bald head

Tanner-I’m so glad she’s distracted by my children at home, I hope the army does not demote me again, derp”.

by Jajajajgaga October 9, 2023

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Menite

When you want to go menace mode with the lads, however, you unfortunately MITE have a silly little crush.

Girl 1- " Girl you have to come out with us tonight were going menace mode"

Girl 2- "I will but I'm not gonna get to crazy"
Girl 1 (turns to girl 3)- "Total menite move"

by happybirthdaygremis October 9, 2023

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