Michael

hes a bit of a cunt really

im a fucking piece of shit cunt my name is michael

by PinntPinnt July 20, 2018

michael jackson

The King of POP, The Artist of the best selling album in the world Thriller ( not to be confused with Eagles Greatest hits which is the best selling album in the US ).
Currently on case for child molestation, and thought guilty by uneducated ppl who get influenced by cheap taboids.

Michael Jackson has sold more copies of thriller that the total population of the united kingdom (58 million).

Man, you dance almost as good as Michael Jackson.

by Jiggaak June 3, 2004

michael guy chislett

He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.

He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.

TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!

TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!

by GODshiksa June 1, 2009

michael

A tall majestic spud that has the smile to win the heart he desires for. he is a lovable, funny and an idiotic person that is hard to hate.

(kelly) wow whose that? over by the science room?
(ellen) who the talll, majestic guy?
(kelly)yeah!
(ellen) oh thats Michael, i'll introduce you ;)
(kelly) yay<3<3

by savagé69 September 4, 2017

Michael Del Zotto

Is one of the sexiest players on the london knights hockey team

Oh look its that michael del zotto there all talking about

by SexyMommacita March 9, 2009

Michael Masi

Guy who makes very important decisions in Formula 1, also terrible at making important decisions
A word used to describe someone who's an utter clown
An utter clown
Someone who played an important role in the shitshow that was the Saudi Arabian GP which was the first edition of Formula 1 deal or no deal, directed by him
Makes random inconsistent decisions and yeah have I mentioned he's a clown?

Look at that guy lmao, he makes terrible decisions
What a Michael Masi, haha!

by TMKeel21 December 15, 2021

Michael

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

by Michael Rossettie July 9, 2006