haley mallory

You are an amazing women. A faithful person who will never let anyone down. You conquer everyone's happiness before yours. Your beautiful on the inside and out. Have a huge heart that has been broken and has been put back together many of times. Your just a great person all around.

When are you going to be like haley mallory

by Elizabeth Rider November 23, 2014

womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

by 468469468385 February 28, 2017

smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck

eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck

by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017

graham & mallory

Cutest couple on the mf planet.

God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.

by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017

Kiki Malloy

A senpai-less yandere that went through way too much heartbreak so she became a non romantic. She might seem like an innocent dork at first, but she is really seeking the souls of her enemies and dreams of the day that she could actually- Sry getting ahead of myself there :/

Jerkface#1- Hey remember Kiki Malloy?
Friend(akaMinion)- Yeah isn't she that girl that used to like you in 6th grade?
Jerkface#1- Ye I becha she still does. What a clingy idiot.
Friend(akaMinion)- No she doesn't. She made it clear to everyone here that She will love to kill you in your sleep.

by KiksterGeekster May 19, 2018

zaire mallory

A person who’s determined to never give up! When you seen Zaire Mallory you know she’s about her business.

Aww shit here comes Zaire Mallory.

by LeopardLove August 17, 2018

The Malo Effect

When Dmalo meets a Female and she is not interested he use’s the method to hypnotize his Victims to fall in love with him in a matter of minutes

“She fell for The Malo Effect it’s too late to save her now she loves him.”

by Maybecool12 June 1, 2019