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The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
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Mar

Any bitch ass, fake ass, or just stupid shit in general.
Aye bro you actin like a mar ass nigga. You really on some mar shit rn bro.
by HoshiKeepShining January 26, 2021
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Mars

1. The fourth planet from the Sun, it's often called the Red Planet because of the planet's red, blood-like, color. Its day is similar to Earth's, about 24 hours, and orbits the Sun once every 687 days. Mars is named after the Roman god of war, the equivalent of Ares.

2. The Roman god of war, the same god as the Greek god of war, Ares. Blood is often associated with Mars/Ares, which is how the Red Planet got its name.
1. Mars is the planet for study for most of the Earth's space programs.

2. The Romans loved Mars, mostly because of their warrior spirit. (correct me if I'm wrong)
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Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.
Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!
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mars 7th

Did you get in to Harvard?
No my birthday isn’t mars 7th
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Smell ye mar

Oi ye div smell ye mar
by Mark connolly May 6, 2022
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Mars

Mars is a VERY beautiful girl, your lucky to have her. Everyone just thinks about mars 24/7 and cannot wait to talk to them. Mars is a very pretty girl, and will never leave you. She doesn’t care about who you are or why you did something, she’ll love you either way.
You: Hey mars, I think i’m falling in love with you..
Mars: That’s cool. Wanna play minecraft now?
You: Sure-
by Nassu February 13, 2021
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