When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
Get the lazy goateemug. When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
Get the lazy teabaggingmug. by Webstersdictionarydotcom October 11, 2015
Get the lazy suzannemug. by Cass1234 November 22, 2019
Get the Kathleen Lazymug. Sally was disappointed by her date's multiple lazy compliments.
"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
by hbat66 September 26, 2009
Get the lazy complimentmug. lazy bum is a term to call a mr kèiran leonardo jr alonso because he is lazy. lazier than me. but he’s sexy so it is fine i let him be a lazy bum!!
by river😉😉 April 18, 2021
Get the lazy bummug. The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021
Get the Lazy Sealmug.