Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012

Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.

"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 3, 2019

screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

Tattoo junkie

Someone who is completely covered in tattoos

John is a tattoo junkie, he has over 20 tattoos for head to to toe.

by Valleygirl June 28, 2017

thumb junky

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.

Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.

by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.

Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie

by Zaddyzaza April 29, 2023