the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
by anonymous.shhhh July 31, 2020
Get the jessica zevallosmug. The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!
She was really pulling a Jessica!
by rachelgreenfromfriends May 6, 2021
Get the pulling a jessicamug. a full crackhead, and a total slut for feet pics. will post pictures of herself crying for her finsta, but is a softie on the inside. always looking fine, and has a killer booty. boys would die to be able to be on her private snapchat, but block her after they see the daily videos of her crying. very wholesome, but prone to seducing your dad. never showers, causing her to have a stanky coochie & ass. will tell you she loves you after 4 minutes of talking, than fuck your bestfriend afterwards. normally a short bitch who thinks QLD is amazing, but everyone knows she's wrong. known to be the football bike.
jason derulo: "damnnnn there's Jessica Read with the stanky coochie, Phat ass though."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
Shawn mendez: "aye bruva."
by yeehawwwwthegoodshit May 7, 2019
Get the Jessica Readmug. by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020
Get the jessica leathermug. Originally created by a gal from Montreal that would engage with anyone on any serious topic, negotiating back and forth up until the point of having a verbal contract or agreement before saying "We'll see... we'll see how it goes." thus negating any accountability or responsibility to pretty much the entire discussion.
I totally had the car picked out, color, tires, financing options, then dropped the Jessica terms on the guy and walked out.
by FrustratedSam September 4, 2012
Get the Jessica termsmug. by Jespec October 17, 2011
Get the Jessica Pecoraromug. Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
by Deathproofsince84 September 21, 2020
Get the Danny and Jessicamug.