Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively

Fucking C U Next Tuesday bitch

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021

tuesday downtime

the always-extended downtime of the World of Warcraft servers.

man, tuesday downtime was supposed to end at noon. it's postponed AGAIN and it's already 4pm!

pers 1: yo dude, it's tuesday.
pers 2: oh man, i guess that means no sunwell plateau
pers 1: nope.

by H. Derp August 17, 2010

Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape

She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday

by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020

Pimp It Tuesday

A dedicated day for the bad ass members of "Hustle and Burn Laser Community Group" on facebook. This day and post is dedicated for members to "Pimp the shiz" they are selling. Social media, digital files, crap they ordered too much of, etc.. Long live the laser community pimps!

Hey Alisha, you can't post that in the general thread and you need to wait to post that in the Pimp It Tuesday post only. Not allowed.

by Okie-n-Boots May 11, 2022