When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013
Get the Internet ADDmug. An Internet Supervillain is normally described as someone who has high social power, primarily in their league, be it Youtube, Twitter, Reddit, or any other site. They can often be suckers for creating utter chaos and turn comment sections into complete warzones with any accomplices, allies, or followers. Overall they tend to be very unique depending on the individual. Examples of people who qualify as Internet Supervillains would include leafyishere, MeiAIDS, and likely Quackity.
" Wait, some maniac is beginning to grow big on Reddit and use their followers to harass other people? Sound the Internet Supervillain alarm! "
by Mr. Heck January 26, 2020
Get the Internet Supervillainmug. A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021
Get the Internet Fartmug. this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
by kzg admin October 9, 2019
Get the internet janitormug. One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
by keralastar October 12, 2009
Get the Internet Footprintmug. Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
by The aware observer June 10, 2013
Get the internet crawlermug. An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
Get the Internet Turretsmug.