Internet Cowboy

A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.

Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.

by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020

Internet ADD

When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."

by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013

Internet explorer

The route to hell used to install a browser,

I was using internet explorer, its this piece of crap I had to use to install Firefox from

by Lemmondoggy April 4, 2016

Internet Fart

A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.

"Kody! Stop Internet Farting!"

by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021

internet janitor

this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers

every kzg admin is a internet janitor

by kzg admin October 9, 2019

internet crawler

Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.

Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.

Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.

by The aware observer June 10, 2013

Internet Footprint

One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.

In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.

Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.

by keralastar October 12, 2009