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Lemon Hand Grenade

A lemon hand grenade is a lemon, which someone cuts the top off of, hollows out, and then ejaculates into, and then re-seals. After the re-sealing of the cum filled lemon, you shove it halfway in a woman's vagina or asshole, and then punch the rest in, resulting in the lemon exploding inside of the woman.
"I just emptied half my fruit bowl trying to give my girl a Lemon Hand Grenade!"
by TuffDealer420 June 16, 2025
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grenade

an explodie rock
have a pet grenade
by iScream cone July 14, 2019
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sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023
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Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
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Grenading

Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 1, 2021
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male grenade

An ugly guy usually found in a group of hotties, on a dating app, or at the club.
“Girl, i’m on a date with a MALE GRENADE
by snookiiiiiii July 10, 2023
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Grenade

A handheld explosive. Pull the pin, boom. All problem gone
I threw a grenade at those terrorists
by T0varisch March 17, 2020
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