fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk

please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex

by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018

Are You Fucking Me Bro!

1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?

Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake

by YakisobaRage May 2, 2020

Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.

Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Fuck me

I'm dead 😂😂😂

I'm dead. I'm dying help me give me a hand. I'm OUT. Go away from me! Hello hello?fuck me I'm dead. Lol

by GAFM November 20, 2025

FLM fuck like me

Fuck like me and get second best

FLM Fuck like me

by Ynotlux19 February 18, 2021

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022