A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
Get the farmer dykes mug.A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023
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Weaknessess, can include Millie Kingham, and sian eggerton
by BOZO123442 September 1, 2023
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by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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