by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019
Has no friends
by Beanz4172882 October 08, 2020
ethen evans did your mom
by the dummest alive October 24, 2022
True love most people won't ever get the type these 2 have. They have a strong but Rocky connection they can talk for hours at a time.
Girl: did you hear about opal and evan?
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating
Girl : ya they are!
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating
Girl : ya they are!
by ...deeznuts April 02, 2022
Evan Iriarte, I’m gonna be honest, he’s the cutest man alive, he is the most chill laid back person you’ll meet, he’s big asf and his car is speedy😈 I love evan and you do too
by baklava. November 24, 2021
Beautiful, ripped, ladykiller, and most Evan G's can squat more than 855lbs there known for being really hot
Evan G is a sexy beast
by Big Dutch October 07, 2019
The worst fucking person on planet Earth. Like actually, how is a human person this shit. Evan Turley’s are usually found in a low end high school in Illinois. If you find him, call him a loser, he understands. Evan Turley’s usually don’t have much skill in anything, basically just scum of the earth
Teacher: Who’s your partner for your project?
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
Student: Evan Turley
Teacher: Ohhhh... Evan Turley.. Have fun with that asshole
by SuperCloud50 October 19, 2019