Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

Dave Dunn

the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)

"Dave Dunn is sexy."

by Masakre January 2, 2012

Dave and Bambi

A very praised friday night funkin mod but with dark sidez such as spamtracks and exaggeratedly horny rule 34 art

sub to decotheepicguy on youtube

Person 1: "Do yk dave and bambi"
Person 2: "yes its so horrible because of the spamtracks"
Person 1: "play 3.0 or golden apple"
Person 2: "ok"
Person 2: "ITS A MASTERPIECE..."

by Deco The Epic Guy March 9, 2023

Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

Dave Mustaine

He was kicked out of Metallica for his drinking problem, which is saying something considering how much they were all drinking. He's a fucking born-again Christian who's homophobic and doesn't support gay marriage. He's rude about Judas Priest's obvious gay image. He refuses to tour or be seen with bands who have any remote connection to Satan, death metal, or witchcraft. He once stated supporting the building of a wall between Mexico and the United States. He caused a riot in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. He openly criticised Barack Obama and said the he staged shootings in order to push a gun control agenda. One of the band members of Megadeath was actually fired for allegations of child grooming

I do not like Dave Mustaine

by Stupid_Gremlin October 15, 2022

Dave And Thrusters

Its where u take a whore to dave and busters into the bathroom shove a 10 piece nugget up her cooter and but fuck the shit out of her and then put sweet chick fila sauce in her pussy and gobble it up like a hungry rat at chucky cheese

Jake took samantha the whore into the dave and busters bathroom and did the Dave and Thrusters combo

by Nico the Rat December 25, 2021

Dave Mustaine

The best Christian televangelist who has ever lived, even outsold Creed with his awesome Christian music.

Dave Mustaine would make Dr. Ely Gemstone raise an eyebrow.

by stainless67 April 3, 2022