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Dave Mustaine

He was kicked out of Metallica for his drinking problem, which is saying something considering how much they were all drinking. He's a fucking born-again Christian who's homophobic and doesn't support gay marriage. He's rude about Judas Priest's obvious gay image. He refuses to tour or be seen with bands who have any remote connection to Satan, death metal, or witchcraft. He once stated supporting the building of a wall between Mexico and the United States. He caused a riot in Northern Ireland during the Troubles. He openly criticised Barack Obama and said the he staged shootings in order to push a gun control agenda. One of the band members of Megadeath was actually fired for allegations of child grooming
by Stupid_Gremlin October 15, 2022
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Spongey Dave

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing
Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"
by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009
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Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.
Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.
by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018
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dave edbie

a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.
that guy is exactly like a dave edbie.... nice but so stubborn sometimes
by thompo March 19, 2013
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Dumpster Dave

a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(female: Dumpster Diane)
That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave
by otg3 February 12, 2021
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DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.
Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’
by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020
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Dave And Thrusters

Its where u take a whore to dave and busters into the bathroom shove a 10 piece nugget up her cooter and but fuck the shit out of her and then put sweet chick fila sauce in her pussy and gobble it up like a hungry rat at chucky cheese
Jake took samantha the whore into the dave and busters bathroom and did the Dave and Thrusters combo
by Nico the Rat December 25, 2021
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