Cordial blueberry

When one has blue balls and a blow job is done to make blue balls go away.

Fuck I have blue balls! I wish my girlfriend was here, she loves giving me a cordial blueberry.

by Gunless and Red Wine December 16, 2016

rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up

Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry

by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017

chicken blubber

People fat.

Lucy: I have so much chicken blubber
Michael: no you don't! Stop being mean to yourself.

by Crackerz2004 March 19, 2017

Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 16, 2017

open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus

I just gave chad's son an open blueberry

by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018