not anymore there’s a blanket

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

Blanket

Something you have on your bed, or that you use when you’re cold. A blanket keeps you warm or comfortable.

That’s blanket is so soft.

by Average_Water-bottle January 3, 2021

pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...

I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.

by Socks and box June 26, 2016

Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021

blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

by JTK1919 October 8, 2009

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012