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Booty Hole Bandit

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses
The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.
by Wide Eg April 7, 2022
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Bare bum the bandit

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit
by Tkovacs November 2, 2020
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peanut butter bandit

/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/

noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)

1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."

synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster

verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing

1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."

2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
by BearOnADirtBike December 10, 2017
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Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"
by ZT14 February 8, 2017
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the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
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Bowl cut bandit

Someone who is in the “bowl cut bandit “ is someone who has had a bowl cut with their friends to look cool
“Aw yeah that boy who’s bird is a chinky is part of the bowl cut bandit I heard he gets battered with one boxing glove all the time
by Reigve Douglas dad December 11, 2019
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west end bandits

the west end bandits are the most hardcore gang in scituate. they get in huge brawls with the co-freaks. they tag a ton of shit, and no one fucks with them. they are awesome. also known as WEB
john"hey wanna go chill in the west end?"
eric"nah dude, not with those gangsta west end bandits down there man!!lets go smoke some weed"
by leslie is a trifling whore January 20, 2009
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