Bailey

Innocent by standard to the death of his friend. Trophy kidnapped husband to Rachel. Josh's Brother who is the second in command of his own cult.

Bailey:"WTF just happened xD"
Rachel:*smeargle voice*"Dont worry my precious, off you go to your chambers now"
Josh:"Hey urbandictionary user just letting you know were still recruiting for my cult --- i mean rachel's cult sorry im second in command of the cult known as 'Josh's Cult' "

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Bailey

Manipulating all of your social group, committing grievous bodily harm towards your partner, and screaming the bloody house down.

Someone’s chuckin a Bailey.

by KristenleySolomanlin June 12, 2022

Bailey

Male.

Bailey is a really fit person that is good at exercise. Baileys are usually cocky athletic people that like to put other people down. Baileys are not gay and hate gay people.

Friend 1: OMG. Look at that Bailey over there running his laps.

Friend 2: Yea he is good but he doesn't like me because i'm gay.

by AnUnkownAuthor March 12, 2020

Bailey Shepherd

Known for their inability for affection. The more love you force upon them the more likely to kiss you they will be. You can recognize a true Bailey Shepherd because of their extreme smarts, and the fact that they use them to make you feel dumb. They are very attractive. Bailey shepherds are easily recognized because they are usually found slurping up jello and then spitting it back up everywhere on the ground.

Bailey shepherd is a load of BS

by cheese145 February 6, 2020

Bailey

Bailey means sex symbol, usually a Bailey is a cool guy who loves listening to music in his spare time. Bailey's like this are usually brown haired and blue or green eyed, they're also great kissers and emotional when no one's around, but they do find it difficult to express their feeling towards others as they are scared of being judged. Bailey's can often get frustrated when there is a third wheel intrurrupting, they'll forgive you but will still remember what you did.

I love Bailey, he's so sweet

by KingBWL84 November 21, 2021

Bailey

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite

Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.

by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019

Bailey

Bailey like this kid start with J and that like them to

Bailey like this kid

by Johs999 October 22, 2019