Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.

Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.

by Trocar99 April 21, 2010

chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bacon Law

The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.

When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.

Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!

by lady lover 2000 December 9, 2012

Bacon Sweats

Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.

I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.

by T.J. Dubz November 18, 2011

bacon dipper

The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)

"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"

by schwi August 25, 2011

Bacon Strip

The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.

Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"

by The Padre October 17, 2009