A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.
by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021
Get the Internet Fart mug.When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013
Get the Internet ADD mug.An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011
Get the Internet Day mug.Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"
by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009
Get the internet douchebag mug.this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
by kzg admin October 9, 2019
Get the internet janitor mug.One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
by keralastar October 12, 2009
Get the Internet Footprint mug.Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
by The aware observer June 10, 2013
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