Austin, TX

1.Self-proclaimed "Live Music Capital Of The World" when in actuality it's a bunch of Stevie Ray Vaughn wannabes.
2.Where the patchouli industry thrives.
3.Really stupid voters who choose to vote against public transportation and in favor of more useless highways that the city's traffic will outgrow by the time it gets done being built.
Austin, TX has a traffic problem the size of the Texas.
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austin powers

A seemingly unattractive male who mysteriously seems to always be able to hook up with attractive women.
Mike may be short, bald and have bad teeth, but he's an Austin Powers in the club.
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Austin Academy

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DELANO DONK, KING OF ALL BIG NIBBAS.¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ autism academy welcomes you. Landri=Satan. Kai is an annoying demon. Lamont is big weeb. Jaston=Jiz Stain= Big Gay. Brenderf does Brenderf. Aw fuck this is Auschwitz. Chris Pratt=God of Delano. Gwen is OMEGA FATHER. Tavilyn is OMEGA MOTHER. Caleb you are not tge father.
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Pulling An Austin

This is when you have a 100 average going into a final exam for a class and then you choke so horribly on that final that you end up getting a "B", "C", "D", or "F" in the class.
Austin studied so hard for his Psychology exam that he didn't study for Manufacturing and ended up Pulling An Austin.
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mr. austin

The most annoying teacher with a limp that somehow go down stairs really fast.
Mr. Austin,"be quiiet guyys, II'll right your naames dowwn" "Mweep Mweep"
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Austin Caudwell

I saw a austin caudwell and screamed, i tried to hit the austin with a broom
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austin adkins

A Bronie who is a fucking queer. He likes dick in the ass and will take sloppy seconds from his father. He likes all the ponies. Pinky pie is the one that will get Austin the hardest. Then shell become creamy pie.
Austin Adkins Likes sucking magical dick.
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