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Benjamin

Benjamin isnt just a name, its him. He is unbelievable sweet with a crazy sense of humour, he would do anything for his girlfriend, except be bothered to get her a can of cola, he is one of the most attractive boys you’ll meet, eyes of burn honey brown, and fluffy dark hair, soft lips, and a charming smile. Two words… charismatic and mysterious. The type of guy to give you butterflies every time you look at him. He’s not just Ben, he’s batman.
Benjamin - “Wow he’s amazing, one of a kind.”
by PICKLEDIPPER123 March 17, 2024
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Purple Benjamins

$100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.
Ya, john has money, but it's all purple benjamins.
by SpicyGuac04 January 11, 2022
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Benjamin

someone who is really gay. not a bit gay, *really* gay. they also often tackle boys to the ground as an excuse to sit on top of them.
person 1: benjamin
person 2: he’s gay
by yeetz72 May 28, 2022
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benjamin ma

- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
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benjamin stanklin

When rolling a blunt. It is the term used for using a $100 bill as a rolling paper and smoking the dollar with your Marijuana.
Hey I just got my paycheck. I'm about to go roll a blunt. Want to join? I'm making a Benjamin Stanklin, I take the first hundred dollars off my paycheck and roll marijuana onto it and roll it up and smoke it.
by Lickmadick December 21, 2016
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The Benjamin

A strategy in which you turn into a literal child and cease all forms of communication with your loved ones. This method or strategy is called “The Benjamin” ladies and gents, *Use at your own risk, if you lose your girlfriends/boyfriends - blame Benjamin*
Just be dry and passive or something, yk..The Benjamin.
by anonymadri August 3, 2023
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Benjamin Webb Method

The Benjamin Webb method was created by the unknown geometry dash player that goes under the name of Benjamin Webb. The method was created on Thursday 28th November 2019 at 20:40. The method consists on using your phenomenal gaming skills to achieve what was thought to be impossible in the gaming world. On that day Benjamin Webb thought the world how the method works. First of all you need to open the game you wish to use the method on and then <redacted> the <redacted> you can <redacted> on <redacted>. You must be careful, the <redacted> must be on <redacted>. Not <redacted> nor <redacted>. If someone asks you for a full <redacted> please upload a cut <redacted> of the full <redacted> and say <redacted> didnt let you <redacted> the full <redacted>. The quality must be the <redacted> as possible and the <redacted> must be <redacted> with <redacted>.
-"man I can't pass this level..."
-"just use the Benjamin Webb Method"
by P1LLR May 24, 2021
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