nigger salad

Terribly cut up watermelon(skin and flesh) tossed in a bowl with fried chicken served with Grape Kool-Aid Dressing. (Equip Jordans for enhanced niggery taste)

"DAAAAAAAAAANG CUHH! LOOK AT TERRENCE HAVIN HIMSELF ONE DEM NIGGER SALAD. THAT BOY CRAZY"

by HollisterShark April 2, 2017

Fruit salad

When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.

Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?

Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad

by anonymous1744 September 14, 2013

nig-salad

Slang term for a friend or acquaintance.

Yo whuddup nig-salad!

by freshcutroses March 27, 2010

lesbian salad

lesbian russian salad yummy!

ms sandbox made it herself with her lesbian transgender tiddies SLURP

so good

me: mm wow thanks i love me some lesbian russian salad

russian salad with real lesbians inside it= good long tittie

cut up your lesbian friends and make them salad

sell it at walmart for 69 dollar

lesbian russian salad gayu fatas

the long lesbian salad out stretched the russians

mm wow thanks i love me some lesbian russian salad

by russian lesbian salad May 9, 2018

salad bowl

A bowl of marijuana that is packed so that weed is piled up on the bowl, kinda like a salad.

Damn, you packed a salad bowl!

by tcd November 17, 2004

salad

The word that, slowly but surely, is replacing lol as the word for amusement/hilarity.

"why did the chicken cross the road?
...
to get to the other side!"
"salad"

by Tom93 October 2, 2005

Salad Dodger

A person who has eaten more than their fair-share of chips, pies, cream cakes etc while avoiding the healthier and less fattening options. Also: Buffet Slayer, Lard Ass..

Oh my God - Look at her in the queue at the kebab van... She's a salad dodger and no mistake!

by Davey B. August 15, 2007