May Fools Day

I pranked my mom on May Fools Day
by IwuvUtea May 13, 2022
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Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.
Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.
by Lee Chandler March 23, 2018
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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
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You fryin’ me fool

What you say When somebody gets on your nerves or says something stupid
by Wezlefool March 11, 2020
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Jiburly Fool

Someone who is really dumb and doesnt know whats going on
Her over ther she’s a jiburly fool
by Michaeeel boi April 09, 2019
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Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.
My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fools gold.
by Sheshelsp June 11, 2022
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Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.
Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter
by mithoples March 07, 2018
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