J Stain

1) The stain left behind by jizz. Just a shortened term for Jizz Stain. Often found on shirts and other clothes of the sorts.

2) Can also be used when referring to any white substance i.e. paint, glue, etc that has dried and left a white stain.

*Colin walks up wearing a blue shirt with white stains*

1)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Ah shit, I didn't notice that! I had nowhere else to wipe...

2)
Cabe: Hahahaha. Nice J stain on your shirt, fag.
Colin: Shut the fuck up. Hahaha. That's just paint from art class.

by thecabeman March 23, 2011

j-diddles

the art of performing a rusty trumpet while being extremely gullable. may result in a cut lip

michael: i was practising trumpet last night
vinny: you mean you were j-diddles?
machael: ... yes

by urgurg May 15, 2009

J Live

A way of life that revolves around the J Live Pack.

If you like Ronnie J , you’ll LOVE Ronnie J Live.
Damn! This J Live Pack is hitting different!

by Floppyfish6788 May 8, 2022

knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 January 1, 2008

Pulling a J

When the fomo is too real and you just need to come back and chat with people cause being lonely isn’t any fun.

Person 1: Hey did you see that guy that left?
Person 2: yeah, he’s pulling a j

by Python3 April 18, 2019

J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

J-lister

A person of some degree of celebrity but only within the city limits of Jacksonville (aka J-ville).

According to the International Federation of Competitive Eating, Hall "Hoover" Hunt may be the 16th greatest professional gurgitator in the world, but he's still just a J-lister.

by The Specktator December 6, 2011