Woke

(Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior

Sasha said she was woke and pro choice because nobody wanted to fuck her.

by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023

Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.

Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid

by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024

Woke

A word to define a weak and feeble, gender neutral, halloumi/avocardo munching southern softie that has no right to exist.

I am woke. Please abuse me and beat me to a pulp as soon as you see me.

by Dick Wad 666 December 16, 2024

Woke

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be

Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good

by Z_Mane February 17, 2022

Finna Woke

England is my city.

Wow dude i am retared and doesnt have any edacation. Finna Woke!

by jackfilms123 May 6, 2018

Woke

Being A Stupid Far Left Socialist Bastard

Oh look he is a woke queer

by Jcw123 December 2, 2023