The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
Get the I think therefore, I ammug. It's not a thing I think and I can't NOT be better than everyone. It's literally impossible. I can ACTIVELY SEE YOU IDIOTS BEING BOTH EQUAL TO EACHOTHER AND NOT THE SAME AS ME BEFORE MY VERY EYES!
Hym "See, you may THINK that I am threatening to murder your kids but ACTUALLY... I'm doing it in a way that is not at all actionable. Right? Because I can just say that I'm not doing it. It's like if I was harassing you in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia... You would THINK that the definition of workplace 'Unwanted remarks about a person's private life, gender, or sexuality in the workplace' but REALLY... ACTUALLY... It's IS that and I am are doing it BUUUUUT... If I get everyone else I on it but we do it to you specifically and just omit your name while we do it... It's how I are doing it that makes it not actions and if you take an action I don't like... I get to control the action you have to do to stop yourself from being harassed and I also get to profit.... Right? And definitely don't murder my kids over it cus that's not allowed."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the Thinkmug. When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
by SkiMoore September 8, 2020
Get the think snotmug. when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head
commonly performed when internet access is poor
commonly performed when internet access is poor
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
Get the think tank wankmug. 1. The time between someoneUnder the influence of Weed
remains idle tillHe/she makes an announcement of an abifiny
remains idle tillHe/she makes an announcement of an abifiny
Man.1 mike has been sitting there for the past hour
Since he got high. It's starting to scare me
Man.2 He must have a really good idear since he needed all that thinking space.
Since he got high. It's starting to scare me
Man.2 He must have a really good idear since he needed all that thinking space.
by Tom peps December 7, 2010
Get the Thinking spacemug. The past tense version of thinked. Typically the homeschooled taught version of thought. Sonia Mehta typically uses this word to piss people off.
by Davydog November 25, 2018
Get the Thinkedmug. 