(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"
(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""
(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""
(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"
"What?"
Or
"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"
"No, what?"
"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"
"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
"What?"
Or
"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"
"No, what?"
"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"
"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"
by Anorexia4Penguins October 27, 2009
Get the Nipple Saladmug. Terribly cut up watermelon(skin and flesh) tossed in a bowl with fried chicken served with Grape Kool-Aid Dressing. (Equip Jordans for enhanced niggery taste)
by HollisterShark April 2, 2017
Get the nigger saladmug. When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.
Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad
Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad
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sell it at walmart for 69 dollar
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by russian lesbian salad May 9, 2018
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by freshcutroses March 27, 2010
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Get the saladmug. by tcd November 17, 2004
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