night dick

A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.

My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.

I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.

Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.

My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.

by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014

Bitch Night

a night to gather with people that have mutual hatred of other people,things,etc. and then talking/bitching about those things/people/etc/

Hey guys, let's get together and have a bitch night. i really need to bitch about this new hoe at work and Jess is also being annoying lately. No one likes her now..

by Jewel Girl April 3, 2010

Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"

Dude, you had night humps last night

Discover my night humps

by Shibunu June 16, 2010

Night Water

The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.

“bro why r u smiling?”
“Idk man the night water just hits different then regular water”

by AgayBitch April 10, 2022

Escape the night

The best show there is. It’s a reality murder mystery show where youtubers solve different puzzles and escape death on YouTube premium. It’ll make you laugh and cry. It’s just a whirlwind of emotions.

Escape the Night is one of the best shows out there. I recommend it 10/10. Five stars.

by Big time oof August 22, 2019

Night Hag

A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.

Kennedys Grandma

Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag

Oliver: Ragity hoe

by Night Hag!1!1 July 12, 2019

Date night

Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.

Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...

by Red John's Friend January 25, 2022